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Best Whatsapp 200+  Status In English | English status of Whatsapp: 


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  1. Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.
  2. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
  3. Time is precious waste it wisely.##
  4. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
  5. I can handle pain until it hurts.
  6. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
  7. You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana
  8. You cannot eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream
  9. A day without smiling is a day wasted.
  10. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.
  11. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
  12. My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.
  13. IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
  14. He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
  15. I’M Good Person With Bad Attitude.
  16. I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
  17. I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
  18. Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
  19. The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
  20. Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
  21. Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
  22. A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.
  23. Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
  24. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
  25. Don’T Take My Kindness As A Sign Of Weakness.
  26. The Only Disability In Life Is A Bad Attitude.
  27. Unless You Are Oxygen, Yes I Can Live With You.
  28. I Know I’M Awesome. So I Don’T Care About Your Opinion.
  29. Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable You Are.
  30. The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
  31. My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
  32. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
  33. For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
  34. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
  35. I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.
  36. I wanted to be a hair stylist for bald people.
  37. My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words… “Lazy.”
  38. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  39. If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
  40. Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
  41. Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them..
  42. I’m not lazy… I’m just on my energy saving mode.
  43. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
  44. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them…
  45. Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious.
  46. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
  47. I like to finish other people’s sentences because… my version is better.
  48. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
  49. I’m single by choice. Unfortunately, it’s not my choice.
  50. I’M The Master Of My Own Thoughts, My Mind Will Obey Only Me.
  51. Of Course I Talked To Myself..Sometimes I Need Expert Advice!
  52. 80% Of The Boy Have Girl Friends..Rest 20% Are Having Brain 😉
  53. I’D Rather Be Hated For Who I Am, Than Loved For Who I Am Not.
  54. Life Gets So Much Better When You Cut The Negative Bullshit Out.
  55. Looser..Is The One Who Creates A Winner So..I Don’T Mind Loosing.
  56. Excuse Me. I Found Something Under My Shoes Oh It’S Your Attitude.
  57. Be A Girl With A Mind. A Woman With Attitude And A Lady With Class.
  58. Guys Have No Idea How Long Something They Said Can Stay In A Girl’S Mind.
  59. Find The Guy That Will Take You Home To Meet His Parents, Not His Bedroom.
  60. Sometimes I Pretend To Be Normal, But It Gets Boring So I Go Back Being Me.
  61. Girls Express Their Feelings Via Tears. Boys Express Their Feelings Via Beers.
  62. Don’T Judge My Past, Look At My Present, I Am Sure My Future Is Really Rocking.
  63. My Parents Should Be Proud Of Me Because I’M Addicted To Facebook Not To Drugs!
  64. Your Attitude Belongs To You And It’S Your Choice If You Want To Have A Good One.
  65. I Am Not A Spider Man Nor A Superman, However I Am Superhero For My Girl Friend !
  66. I Am Not Made Or Unmade By The Things Which Happen To Me But My Reaction To Them.
  67. If You Don’T Like Something, Change It. If You Can’T Change It, Change Your Attitude.
  68. I Have A New Theory In Life..What Other People Think Of Me Is Truly None Of My Business!
  69. I’M Not The Kind Of Person Who Tries To Be Cool Or Trendy, I’M Definitely An Individual.
  70. My Attitude Is A Result Of Your Actions ! So If You Don’T Like My Attitude Blame Yourself !
  71. I Can Only Please One Person A Day. Today Isn’T Your Day. Tomorrow Doesn’T Look Good Either.
  72. Life Hits You Hard. But It Takes You Three Seconds To Decide If You Are A Superhero Or Not. I Am .
  73. I Enjoy When People Show Attitude To Me Because It Shows That They Need An Attitude To Impress Me!
  74. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! That’S Why I’M Always Calm & Silent.
  75. People Like Me Great. People Don’T Like Me Great. As Long As I Like Myself That All That Matters Source.
  76. Don’T Confuse My Personality And My Attitude Because My Personality Is Me And My Attitude Depends On You.
  77. Treat Me Like A Queen And I’Ll Treat You Like My King. Treat Me Like A Game. And I’Ll Show You How It’S Played.
  78. I Have Reached A Point In Life Where I Feel It Is No Longer Necessary To Try & Impress Anyone. If They Like Me The Way I Am, Good & If They Don’T, It’S Their Loss.
  79. He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
  80. I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
  81. I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
  82.  I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
  83. Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
  84. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
  85. BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
  86. Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
  87. The best dreams happen when eyes are opened.
  88. In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
  89. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
  90. Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
  91. After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)
  92. #People with status don’t need status.. #
  93. I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
  94. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!
  95. When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition
  96. I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
  97. We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,
  98. The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
  99. Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
  100. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
  101. Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
  102. Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
  103. When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
  104. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
  105. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
  106. Save water & drink beer…cool..
  107. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!
  108. Train your mind to see good in everything…
  109. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!
  110. Hey there Whatsapp is using me…
  111. Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…
  112. Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
  113. Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
  114. Google request : How to disable auto correct in wife ?
  115. God is really creative , I mean ..just look at me
  116. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  117. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  118.  I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
  119. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  120. I Know that I am “awesome”.  So I don’t care about your opinion.
  121.  Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
  122.  I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.
  123. I need Google in my brain.
  124.  I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  125. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  126. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
  127. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  128. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
  129.  Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
  130.  I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  131. No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
  132. If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
  133. If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…
  134. IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.
  135. Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
  136. Mistakes are proof that you are trying..
  137. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…
  138. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..
  139. WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….
  140. In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….
  141.  I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….
  142. People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
  143. I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
  144. There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.
  145. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
  146. I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
  147. “Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
  148. I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.
  149. A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything
  150. Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
  151.  80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
  152. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
  153.  I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  154. The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”.
  155. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
  156.  I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.
  157. I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
  158. C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping
  159. Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
  160. If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
  161. I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi…
  162. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.
  163. Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
  164. The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  165. An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
  166. I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
  167. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  168. People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, just noise..
  169. When you care for someone, their happiness matters more than yours…!!
  170. The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things, people say you can’t
  171.  I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
  172. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
  173. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
  174.  I’m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  175. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
  176. Success is not easy and is certainly not for lazy.
  177.  I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Anti-virus’ in my heart…
  178. Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep people close to you.
  179. ‘Dream’ as if you’ll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one…
  180.  I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later…
  181. Love the One Who Makes Ur World Beautiful.
  182. Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
  183.  I love you. 1 second to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
  184.  I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
  185. I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
  186.  I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
  187.  I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
  188. I hate math, but I love counting money.
  189. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
  190. . I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
  191. Home – Where i can look ugly and enjoy it.
  192. I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
  193. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
  194. Diets are hard because I get hungry.
  195. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
  196. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
  197. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  198. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
  199. When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
  200.  I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
  201.  “F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
  202.  If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
  203. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
  204. When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
  205. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
  206. The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
  207.  I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
  208.  The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
  209.  If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  210. I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
  211. Everyday is a second chance.